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          ~ I think my shitter needs pumped~

     If your like me and you just can't tell if your septic tank needs pumped, you just might be a redneck.
      Here are some signs that your shitter needs pumped~
              1. Do you smell shit
              2. Is there a swamp in the yard
              3. Are frogs moving in
              4. Has your lawn mower been sinking
              5. Have your kids been sinking
              6. Have you been doing your dishes in the tub
      Any one of these does mean that you have a septic tank issue. It does  not mean that frogs are making a come back.
       What to do after you figure out that your up shit creek...
              1. The first step~ Call in an expert....
      I called my cousin, who's always in deep shit. He hightailed it over here, stuck his foot in it and said  "Yep, shitter needs pumped." Well, that made it official.
              2. Step two~ Call in the forces....
      I called my brother and my uncle they came over with the hose and mama brought the shop vac. My girls and nieces didn't hesitate to jump into all the shitness and catch them pesky frogs, so at least supper is  taken care of :)    
                                        frog in pan
                       LOL~  Just kidding, I'm not that redneck! 
                                          Just redneck  enuff.........

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Poop Dance T-Shirt (Size Medium)
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Here's A Couple Shitty Videos

When Not To Eat A Frog

Playin' In Sum Shit
Wanna Play With My Widget
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