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I
think my shitter
needs pumped~
If your like me and you just can't
tell if your septic tank needs pumped, you just might be a redneck.
Here are some signs that your shitter
needs pumped~
1. Do you smell shit
2. Is
there a swamp in the yard
3. Are frogs moving in
4. Has your lawn mower been sinking
5.
Have your kids been sinking
6.
Have you been doing your
dishes in the tub
Any one of these does mean
that you have a septic tank issue. It does not mean that
frogs are
making a come back.
What to do after you figure out that your up shit creek...
1.
The first step~ Call in an expert....
I called my cousin, who's always in deep
shit. He hightailed it over here, stuck his foot in it and said
"Yep, shitter needs pumped." Well, that made it official.
2. Step two~ Call in the forces....
I called my brother and my uncle they came over
with the hose and mama brought the shop vac. My girls and
nieces didn't hesitate to jump into all the shitness and catch them
pesky
frogs, so at least supper is taken care of :)

LOL~ Just kidding, I'm
not that redneck!
Just
redneck
enuff......... |
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