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~ Some People Just Can't Take A Joke ~

On a night that I was just fed the hell up with sittin' at home and being' bored out of my mind, my mama called and asked if I wanted to go out for awhile. Hell yes, please come yit me I said.
       So, it was on. I got ready and looked hot as hell, told the old man see ya sucka and was off. Mom pulls up and I go to open the passengers door and there's my step sister in my seat:( Pissed me the f**k off, it did.
       Mama didn't say anything about her going. I had a lot on my mind that I wanted to talk about to my mom and now I couldn't cause I don't want my step sister to know all my shit~yanno
   Anyway, we get to the bar (the one I work in) and people are asking who's this, I introduce her as my step sister. I guess it hurt her feelings that I didn't just say sister.
        We left that bar and ended up at another, a louder, funner place. We're sittin' there gettin our drink on and I'm trying to talk to my mom. Well there's my 'sister' with nobody to talk to so, I try (nicely) help her out. There was a guy staring at her massive boobs and I politely said "Hey dude, she's pretty easy so don't be scared." Well, that pissed her off, and then she wouldn't even talk to me. My mama got mad at me for it too. So, I tell her sorry and that I was just trying to help (she's been pretty horny lately) She seems like she's forgivin' me so, I go back to my conversation with my ma.
Then, mom says I'm being rude by ignoring her. I gotta listen to my mama, cause I don't know about your mama but if I don't listen to mine, she's liable to knock me off my bar stool. So, I turn to my 'sister' and there's those massive things staring me in the face and I said "couldn't you find a shirt hide some of that? That one shows so much cleavage that you could get lost in it." Looked like a damn waterfall, yanno, without the water. Then I try to pull the shirt up a little yanno to cover it up some and she's like "I wore this shirt for a reason" then she smiles. I said "well, obviously not cause I had ya nice fella and you just got pissy with me for helping." She's like "well, I didn't like him."
        So, anyway, massive boobies are still in my face and she's still aggravating me and of course I'm feeling pretty good by now, so, I took my beer and poured some down her cleavage. I thought that would be funny and it sure was to me but, her and my mom didn't.
Well, when she came back from the bathroom, I had to say sorry again:(

Usually what I find funny when I'm drinking no one else does, wish I woulda remembered that one...... It just wasn't my night:(
Don't cha hate it when your drunk and your the only one who finds you funny?
Ah well some people just can't take a joke........

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