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    ~A house full of critters and some pets too~  

      We have three kids and they run around the house like banchies. There are always between 3 and 12 kids at my house daily. Between my kids, their friends, my nieces and nephews and the neighbor kids. It's amazing that I still have any hair left, so pay no attention to all the bald spots on the kids.  It's chaos to say the least.
     We have had a variety of pets over the years and my kids are always bringing home some kind of critter. We have had a horse, a couple of goats, chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys, rabbits, fish, hamsters, gerbils, hermit crabs, frogs, toads, turtles, and even a rat. Not to mention the two cats and ten dogs we have now.
    Don't judge yet....only two of the dogs are inside dogs and we really only have one outside dog. Unfortunetly for me though, she just had a shit load of puppies. Luckily, my kids are in a lot of after school activities and that comes in handy every time my bitch pops.
     The newest addition to our zoo is a gardener snake, it's in an aquarium on my back porch. The neighbor boy caught it and after his mother screamed and told him to get it out of her house he was kind enough to donate it to us. The kids are all going crazy digging up worms for 'Slither' and catching flys for it.
     I guess all this is to be expected when you have three kids, but did I mention that I have all girls? The rat and the frogs and toads were bad enough but, come on, isn't there a rule against girls and snakes? Or is that spiders or mice? There even hugging the damn thing now and they want to buy it toys and shit.
My question is; Does it mean that I'm a bad mom if I sneak out there tonight (with some tongs) and let it go?                                                                                       

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