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     ~ Cal gone.... take me away ~

      With kids running in and out of the house all the damn time, and only one working bathroom, it's no wonder that a peaceful bath is out of the question. It gets really bad when the neighbor kids even interrupt your bath. The other day I was trying to take a relaxing bath( in the middle of the day.. dumb ass) when my 4 year old neighbor girl, Corky, came in, stood there staring at me and asked if I could close the curtain, so, she could use the bathroom.  Not that it mattered since she still continued to stare. I told her to go home and use her own bathroom, that got her out, but on the way out she said "it's okay I think I only had to fart." Well... that's good I guess.....
Cal gone come take me away~ f*ck that cal gone doesn't visit my house.
        We have a lot of neighbor kids that come and go but, I have two in particular that are always here. Dilly and Corky (I have nick named them all) they are like my own, and it's usually pretty hard to get them to go home for awhile. They are even at my house when we're not........ I had to start locking my door when my daughters new pet bunny came up missing. We acquired this bunny when our awesome outside dog Teffa, brought it to us. It was in shock so that's what the girls named him. We thought it got loose and the cats must have eaten it, the girls were hysterical until my youngest suggested that Corky might have taken it. She came in and borrowed 'shock' to show her mommy and cuddle it. She brought it back no harm done, except 'shock' died two days later.
 Excessive cuddling could have been the cause of its death or it could have died simply because we tried to tame a wild bunny.
Either way we lock our doors now....
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