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Woman Act Like Men~ I'm sure you know the type, the woman who seems uh ya know not as feminine as the rest. I mean they do up their hair and paint their nails, and they have that ever so sweet giggle.Then they get drunk and the shit hits the fan. Their sweet giggle turns into a braudy laugh with a slap on the back as their manicured nails dig into you and they go from- not so femine to kinda masculine, then, they seem to gain even more testosterone then your average joe. Ya know how Dr.Jeckle turns into Mr. Hyde well we'll call this Cinderella turning into Chuck. They begin to get offended by the simplest things and soon decide to beat up the guy that offended them. What am I as the bartender supposed to say to them in that situation? "Excuse me maym but could you not beat up our men folk" or "Hey dude cool your shit!" I can't just say "you go girl" or "git-r-done" ya know, cause I'm the bartender and one of the fall backs is that you have to break up the fights and not simply (my preferenace) enjoy the show. I know this one woman she tries to be feminine even in the mist of her masculenity but for starters she drinks budweiser that's a no no for her in my oppinion because budweiser has a lot of calories and will make ya fat and since she's already ugly I just think it would be wise for her to change beers. This other woman I know will smile at you even after she has you in a head lock. Come to think of she drinks bud too. Maybe budweiser has a hidden evil ingredient, maybe it's spiked with testosterone. I feel sorry for their boyfriends and I wonder how they deal with the fact that their woman have more balls then they do. |
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